In an attempt to keep you interested and also reassure you that I’m not a robot and/or axe murderer, here is a quick hit it ‘n’ quit it list of things about me that may/may not be important (probably the latter):
I am…
A University of Georgia sophomore, majoring and minoring in Fashion Merchandising and Sociology (in that order); I have the sense of humor of a 6th grade boy, the upper body strength of a 5th grade boy, and the social skills of a 3rd grade boy. I once touched Stephen Colbert's hand and we made eye contact for seven seconds. Our wedding is next May (his current wife, Evelyn, isn't aware of this yet. Please don't spoil it for her.)
Since this is a fashion blog or whatever, here is a little about my experience as apart of that thing or whatever:
1) I never wore socks or underwear regularly until the fourth grade (still questionable), so you can count me out for ever designing for Calvin or Victoria’s Secret.
2) I'm pretty good at making clothes out of literal garbage. e.g. bubble wrap dress, skirt embroidered with dried beans, a very pointy-boobed Arnold Palmer can bra (suck it, Madonna.)
3) I have a hotdog costume. Also a lemon costume. Also a Hillary Clinton pantsuit. Or two.
4) I'm currently a Style Guru Intern for Collegefashionista.com (for three semesters and counting!!), a Spring 2016 Looks on Campus contributor for Collegefashion.net, and a contributor to the College Blogger network for Glamhive.com. Check out my CollegeFashionista bio here as well as my articles, and stay tuned for my work on Collegefashion.net!
byeeeeee
SCAD Upcycle Fashion Show w/ our bangin' model, Breezy (also her boobs are made of Arnold Palmers so that's about all you need to know.)
My first "upcycle" fashion show my sophomore year of high school; who knew a skirt made of garbage bags and beans could be so stylish?
stop looking at my buns!!!!!!!
One of my first high-fashion creations...the bubble wrap tin foil dress. WARNING: Do not sit down EVER. Literal bubble butt.
Rockin' my usual cornrows around UGA.
Searching for my dinglehopper at my senior colors day dance ;-)
Undressing for potential suitors during my senior pics (this is a joke, mom, I swear.)