Hello Athens fall ilysm please never leave because I can’t go back to constant butt sweat and the inability to wear anything but Nike shorts every day and also having to change said shorts three times a day due to the aforementioned butt sweat. (Please read that in one breath and also use my voice to get the full effect, thank you.)
But really...too #blessed with a perfect day to be #stressed. Thinking about wearing these jeans a month ago (as I regrettably did in London this summer…) I would have had been swampy and having a meltdown like 2007 Britney taking an umbrella to a car. (Still sort of having a meltdown in them because I ate three cookies right before I took these photos and my food baby, Jorge was due yesterday—the ultrasounds pics aren’t included, soz.) This was my first shoot that little light angels came down upon my shoulders and whispered to me, “Jenny, you are kind of actually a blogger and not just a girl with three Tumblr followers…now you have SEVEN Tumblr followers. And maybe people actually read your blog! So maybe smile in a photo this time?” That’s about how it went. Also clearly it was Morgan Freeman's voice. Thanks to that little realization that I’m starting to actually move towards doing something with my life—and now I have something to tell my mom when she asks “what in the heck have you been doing at school”—today is starting to be a wonderful day. Maybe it’s the outfit?? Because this is a pretty tight outfit. Like literally tight…do you not remember the aforementioned food baby? Yeah, I don’t laugh at my jokes either. Let me spare you from more horrendous attempts at being funny and just give you the low-down on today's ensemble. Crop halter: Forever 21 ($8) UM?? Halter tops may be my new actual fave because they are very “business in the front, party in the back” if ur smellin’ what I’m steppin’ in. High waisted jeans: Topshop Spain ($38) ACTUALLY SERIOUSLY THE BEST JEANS OF ALL TIME. If you are below 5’3” and have short legs and a large and in charge booty but still want to wear high waisted jeans, BUY THESE. Joni moto jeans with inseams from 28”-32”…HOLY GRAIL Earrings: Forever 21 ($4) Sweater: Free People from TJ Maxx ($16) Tribal print is one of my all-time favorites (maybe I'm just too obsessed with Coming to America?) and lucky for me (and you), it is all over the place!! Check out this similar tribal crop top or this dress, both under $20! Thanks again to my sassycool friend Maggie for being my slave and also making me pose like Tyra. xoxo, gossip girl
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